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Something Wrong With Your WordPress Site ?
We Handle It from Here.

NoDrama takes over your WordPress operations completely. Security, updates, backups, performance. One flat monthly fee. Scoped quotes for anything outside that. No silent invoices.

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Cancel anytime. No contracts. Real team behind every plan.
Galloping horse

Fast site,
not just monitored.

CDN, caching, and image optimization come standard on every tier. Your site loads fast for visitors worldwide - not just monitoring and reporting to you how slow it is.

Trusted by Businesses Who’ve Been Through It

We’ve Seen This Before

01

Your site broke after an update.

A plugin update conflicts with your theme, your checkout stops working, your contact form goes silent. It happens to every unmanaged WordPress site eventually.

We test every update before it goes live and roll back automatically if anything breaks.

02

Your site got hacked or flagged for malware.

Google shows a warning. Visitors are redirected. Your host suspended the account. We’ve cleaned up sites in exactly this state.

Security hardening, malware scanning, and firewall protection are standard on every plan going forward.

03

Your developer disappeared.

The agency moved on. The freelancer stopped replying. Nobody knows the hosting password. This is the most common reason businesses come to us.

We pick up wherever they left off and give you one clear point of contact from here.

Whatever got you here, you are in the right place.

Three Steps. Then You Stop Thinking About It.

01

Pick your plan.

Three tiers based on how critical your site is and how frequently it needs to be backed up. Most businesses start on Professional. You can change plans anytime.

YouTell us your tier.
WeScope your operation.

02

Get onboarded in minutes.

We handle the migration and setup. Your site stays live the whole time. You get a confirmation when everything is active.

YouApprove the migration.
WeMigrate, harden, test, go live.

03

Forget about your WordPress site.

Monthly health reports keep you informed. If anything needs attention, we handle it before you notice. That is the whole point.

YouNothing.
WeSecurity, updates, backups, performance, monitoring, fixes.

Three Plans. Everything
Included. No Surprises.

Every plan covers updates, backups, security, CDN, and performance optimization. When something falls outside standard scope, you get a written quote before we touch anything.

Essential

For businesses that need their site secured and off their plate.

$129 /month
Daily backups.
5GB CDN.
Security monitoring.
Monthly health report.

ProfessionalRecommended

For revenue-generating sites where a broken page or slow load costs real money.

$249 /month
12-hourly backups.
20GB CDN.
60 minutes monthly support.
12-hour response time.

Business

For high-traffic or multi-location operations where the site is a critical business asset.

$479 /month
Hourly backups.
30GB CDN.
120 minutes monthly support.
4-hour response time.
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Cancel anytime. No contracts. Scoped quotes for anything outside your plan. No silent invoices.

No credit card required for audits
No sales pressure, ever
Direct access to technical team

Your WordPress Site Is a Business Asset.

Treat It Like One

If your site generates leads, represents your brand to clients, or supports operations that run every day, it needs more than a plugin and a prayer. NoDrama is for teams who have decided their website is too important to leave unmanaged.

You need this if :
Your site directly supports revenue, leads, or client relationships
Downtime or a broken page has a measurable cost
You have been through a hack, a failed update, or a developer exit before
You want one team accountable for your WordPress operations
You want to stop thinking about your site entirely

The Questions People Ask When Something Just Went Wrong

Most sites are onboarded within 24–48 hours. Emergency cleanups — hacks, downtime, blacklisting — we start the same day.
Yes. We clean up sites in exactly this state regularly: malware removal, blacklist recovery, and hardening so it does not happen again.
Not at all. Recovering or re-establishing access is part of onboarding — you do not need to chase your old developer.
Updates, backups, security, CDN, and performance are included on every plan. Anything outside that scope gets a written quote before we touch it — no silent invoices.

Ready to Stop Worrying About Your WordPress Site?

No credit card required to start a conversation.
No sales pressure.
Direct access to the technical team.