WordPress Maintenance Without the Theater
NoDrama takes over your WordPress operations completely. Security, updates, backups, performance. One flat monthly fee. Scoped quotes for anything outside that. No silent invoices.
No more broken updates.
Every update runs on your live site with your key pages photographed before and after. If checkout, forms or layouts break, we put it back.
Roll back to any day.
Backed up off-site from daily to every change, with a second copy held by another company. If something goes wrong, pick any day in the last 90 and we put your site back.
Fast site, not just monitored.
CDN, caching, and image optimization come standard on every tier. Your site loads fast for visitors worldwide, not just monitored and reported.
Trusted by Businesses Who’ve Been Through It
We’ve Seen This Before
01
Your site broke after an update.
A plugin update conflicts with your theme, your checkout stops working, your contact form goes silent. It happens to every unmanaged WordPress site eventually.
We photograph your key pages before and after every update and put it back if anything breaks.
02
Your site got hacked or flagged for malware.
Google shows a warning. Visitors are redirected. Your host suspended the account. We’ve cleaned up sites in exactly this state.
Security hardening, malware scanning, and firewall protection are standard on every plan, and cleanups are included on yearly billing.
03
Your developer disappeared.
The agency moved on. The freelancer stopped replying. Nobody knows the hosting password. This is the most common reason businesses come to us.
We pick up wherever they left off and give you one clear point of contact from here.
Whatever got you here, you are in the right place
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Three Steps. Then You Stop Thinking About It.
01
Pick your plan.
Three tiers based on how often we back up, how fast we respond, and how many jobs we take on at once. Most businesses start on The Higher Standard. You can change plans anytime.
02
Get onboarded in 24 to 48 hours.
We handle the migration and setup. Your site stays live the whole time. You get a confirmation when everything is active.
03
Forget about your WordPress site.
Monthly health reports keep you informed. If anything needs attention, we handle it before you notice. That is the whole point.
Three Plans. Everything
Included. No Surprises.
Every plan covers updates, backups, security, CDN, and performance optimization. When something falls outside standard scope, you get a written quote before we touch anything.
The Standard
For businesses that need their site secured and off their plate.
The Higher Standard
For sites where a slow page or broken form has a direct cost.
The Highest Standard
For high-traffic or multi-location operations where the site is a core business asset.
Cancel anytime. Yearly runs to the end of the paid year. Scoped quotes for anything outside your plan. No silent invoices.
No credit card required for audits
No sales pressure, ever
Direct access to technical teamYour WordPress Site Is a Business Asset.
Treat It Like One
If your site generates leads, represents your brand to clients, or supports operations that run every day, it needs more than a plugin and a prayer. NoDrama is for teams who have decided their website is too important to leave unmanaged.
Your site directly supports revenue, leads, or client relationships
Downtime or a broken page has a measurable cost
You have been through a hack, a failed update, or a developer exit before
You want one team accountable for your WordPress operations
You want to stop thinking about your site entirely